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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

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«Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Beware of the compound adjective, beloved of the tyro and the 'poetess'.» — Ambrose Bierce
«In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.» — Ambrose Bierce
«NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.» — Ambrose Bierce
«You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.» — Ambrose Bierce
«The covers of this book are too far apart.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.» — Ambrose Bierce
«Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.» — Ambrose Bierce
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